He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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