Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize
