Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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