I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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