What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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