I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
