I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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