I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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