Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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