Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i out mim tonsoeep
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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