I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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