Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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