Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
you had me at cake vodka
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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