This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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