So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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