You're so nebulous sometimes
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Who wears a wallet chain?!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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