dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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