Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
We smell like vodka and hangover
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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