His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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