come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Drunk is not a location!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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