Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
