we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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