I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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