Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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