Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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