He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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