Its about making memories worth repressing
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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