i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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