# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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