We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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