the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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