I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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