Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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