I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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