every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
where am i from again
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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