i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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