so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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