Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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