I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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