as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
then he tried to convert me to islam
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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