The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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