Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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