no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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