So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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