Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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