I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
