Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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