What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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