What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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