this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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