You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Randomize
