you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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