dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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