Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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