i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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