every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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